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Jun 20, 2013

Mencken and Nathan's Second Law of The Average American: ...
Mencken and Nathan's Second Law of The Average American: All the postmasters in small towns read all the postcards.

Mencken and Nathan's Sixteenth Law of The Average American: ...
Mencken and Nathan's Sixteenth Law of The Average American: Milking a cow is an operation demanding a special talent that is possessed only by yokels, and no person born in a large city can never hope to acquire it.

Menu, n.: A list of dishes which the restaurant...
Menu, n.: A list of dishes which the restaurant has just run out of.

Meskimen's Law: There's never time to do it right,...
Meskimen's Law: There's never time to do it right, but there's always time to do it over.

meterologist, n.: One who doubts the established fact...
meterologist, n.: One who doubts the established fact that it is bound to rain if you forget your umbrella.


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