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Jun 22, 2013

According to convention there is a sweet and a bitter, a...
According to convention there is a sweet and a bitter, a hot and a cold, and according to convention, there is an order. In truth, there are atoms and a void. -- Democritus, 400 B.C.

According to my best recollection, I don't remember...
According to my best recollection, I don't remember. -- Vincent "Jimmy Blue Eyes" Alo

According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics...
According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless.

According to the Rand McNally Places-Rated Almanac, the best...
According to the Rand McNally Places-Rated Almanac, the best place to live in America is the city of Pittsburgh. The city of New York came in twenty-fifth. Here in New York we really don't care too much. Because we know that we could beat up their city anytime...

According to the Rand McNally Places-Rated Almanac, the best...
According to the Rand McNally Places-Rated Almanac, the best place to live in America is the city of Pittsburgh. The city of New York came in twenty-fifth. Here in New York we really don't care too much. Because we know that we could beat up their city anytime...


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