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Jun 30, 2013

She is not refined. She is not unrefined. She keeps...
She is not refined. She is not unrefined. She keeps a parrot. -- Mark Twain

Sheriff Chameleotoptor sighed with an air of weary sadness,...
Sheriff Chameleotoptor sighed with an air of weary sadness, and then turned to Doppelgutt and said 'The Senator must really have been on a bender this time -- he left a party in Cleveland, Ohio, at 11:30 last night, and they found his car this morning in the smokestack of...

Small things make base men proud. -- William...
Small things make base men proud. -- William Shakespeare, "Henry VI"

So she went into the garden to cut a cabbage leaf to make...
So she went into the garden to cut a cabbage leaf to make an apple pie; and at the same time a great she-bear, coming up the street pops its head into the shop. "What! no soap?" So he died, and she very imprudently married the barber; and there were present...

So so is good, very good, very excellent good: and yet it...
So so is good, very good, very excellent good: and yet it is not; it is but so so. -- William Shakespeare, "As You Like It"


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