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Jul 13, 2013

NT (as in Windows NT) is short for "Nasty...
NT (as in Windows NT) is short for "Nasty Technology".

NT (as in Windows NT) is short for "Nothing There".
NT (as in Windows NT) is short for "Nothing There".

NT (as in Windows NT) is short for "Needs Testing".
NT (as in Windows NT) is short for "Needs Testing".

Microsoft is not Y2K compliant: Windows 95, 98, ... and back...
Microsoft is not Y2K compliant: Windows 95, 98, ... and back again to 01

"Nobody will ever need more than 640k RAM!" ...
"Nobody will ever need more than 640k RAM!" -- Bill Gates, 1981 "Windows 95 needs at least 8 MB RAM." -- Bill Gates, 1996 "Nobody will ever need Windows 95." ...

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