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Sep 15, 2013

One of the questions that comes up all the time is:...
One of the questions that comes up all the time is: How enthusiastic is our support for UNIX? Unix was written on our machines and for our machines many years ago. Today, much of UNIX being done is done on our machines. Ten percent of our VAXs are going...

Plumbing is one of the easier of do-it-yourself...
Plumbing is one of the easier of do-it-yourself activities, requiring only a few simple tools and a willingness to stick your arm into a clogged toilet. In fact, you can solve many home plumbing problems, such as annoying faucet drip, merely by turning...

"Reflections on Ice-Breaking" Candy...
"Reflections on Ice-Breaking" Candy Is dandy But liquor Is quicker. -- Ogden Nash

"Seven years and six months!" Humpty Dumpty...
"Seven years and six months!" Humpty Dumpty repeated thoughtfully. "An uncomfortable sort of age. Now if you'd asked MY advice, I'd have said `Leave off at seven' -- but it's too late now." "I never ask advice about growing,"...

So Richard and I decided to try to catch [the small...
So Richard and I decided to try to catch [the small shark]. With a great deal of strategy and effort and shouting, we managed to maneuver the shark, over the course of about a half-hour, to a sort of corner of the lagoon, so that it had no way to escape other than...


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