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Sep 24, 2013

Micro Credo: Never trust a computer bigger than you...
Micro Credo: Never trust a computer bigger than you can lift.

"Microwave oven? Whaddya mean, it's a microwave oven? ...
"Microwave oven? Whaddya mean, it's a microwave oven? I've been watching Channel 4 on the thing for two weeks."

"Might as well be frank, monsieur. It would take...
"Might as well be frank, monsieur. It would take a miracle to get you out of Casablanca and the Germans have outlawed miracles."

Mike: "The Fourth Dimension is a shambles?" Bernie:...
Mike: "The Fourth Dimension is a shambles?" Bernie: "Nobody ever empties the ashtrays. People are SO inconsiderate." -- Gary Trudeau, "Doonesbury"

Miksch's Law: If a string has one end, then it...
Miksch's Law: If a string has one end, then it has another end.


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