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Jan 1, 2014

Two hundred years ago today, Irma Chine of White Plains,...
Two hundred years ago today, Irma Chine of White Plains, New York, was performing her normal housekeeping routines. She was interrupted by British soldiers who, rallying to the call of their supervisor, General Hughes, sought to gain control of the voter registration lists...

Two is company, three is an orgy.
Two is company, three is an orgy.

Two is not equal to three, even for large values of two.
Two is not equal to three, even for large values of two.

Two men are in a hot-air balloon. Soon, they find themselves...
Two men are in a hot-air balloon. Soon, they find themselves lost in a canyon somewhere. One of the three men says, "I've got an idea. We can call for help in this canyon and the echo will carry our voices to the end of the canyon. Someone's bound to hear us...

Two men came before Nasrudin when he was magistrate. The first...
Two men came before Nasrudin when he was magistrate. The first man said, "This man has bitten my ear -- I demand compensation." The second man said, "He bit it himself." Nasrudin withdrew to his chambers, and spent an hour trying to bite his own ear...


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