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Jan 10, 2014

Last yeer I kudn't spel Engineer. Now I are won.
Last yeer I kudn't spel Engineer. Now I are won.

Laugh at your problems; everybody else does.
Laugh at your problems; everybody else does.

"Laughter is the closest distance between...
"Laughter is the closest distance between two people." -- Victor Borge

Law of Communications: The inevitable result...
Law of Communications: The inevitable result of improved and enlarged communications between different levels in a hierarchy is a vastly increased area of misunderstanding.

Law of Probable Dispersal: Whatever it is that hits...
Law of Probable Dispersal: Whatever it is that hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.


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