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Jan 11, 2014

Almost anything is easier to get into than out of.
Almost anything is easier to get into than out of.

When properly administered, vacations do...
When properly administered, vacations do not diminish productivity. For every week you are away and get nothing done, there is another week when your boss is away and you get twice as much done.

No matter what happens, there is always somebody who knew that...
No matter what happens, there is always somebody who knew that it would.

The other line always moves faster.
The other line always moves faster.

Never eat at a place called moms, never play cards with a...
Never eat at a place called moms, never play cards with a man named doc, and never lie down with a woman who has got more troubles than you.


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