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Jan 12, 2014

Keep grandma off the streets -- legalize bingo.
Keep grandma off the streets -- legalize bingo.

Keep in mind always the four constant Laws of Frisbee: ...
Keep in mind always the four constant Laws of Frisbee: (1) The most powerful force in the world is that of a disc straining to land under a car, just out of reach (this force is technically termed "car suck"). (2) Never...

Life is a gamble at terrible odds, if it was a bet you wouldn't...
Life is a gamble at terrible odds, if it was a bet you wouldn't take it. -- Tom Stoppard, "Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead"

Life is a game of bridge -- and you've just been finessed.
Life is a game of bridge -- and you've just been finessed.

Life is a game. In order to have a game, something has to...
Life is a game. In order to have a game, something has to be more important than something else. If what already is, is more important than what isn't, the game is over. So, life is a game in which what isn't, is more important than what is. Let the good times roll...


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