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Jan 24, 2014

A Roman divorced from his wife, being highly blamed by...
A Roman divorced from his wife, being highly blamed by his friends, who demanded, "Was she not chaste? Was she not fair? Was she not fruitful?" holding out his shoe, asked them whether it was not new and well made. Yet, added he, none of you can tell where...

A Scotsman was strolling across High Street one...
A Scotsman was strolling across High Street one day wearing his kilt. As he neared the far curb, he noticed two young blondes in a red convertible eyeing him and giggling. One of them called out, "Hey, Scotty! What's worn under the kilt?"...

A sharper perspective on this matter is particularly important...
A sharper perspective on this matter is particularly important to feminist thought today, because a major tendency in feminism has constructed the problem of domination as a drama of female vulnerability victimized by male aggression. Even the more sophisticated feminist...

A sociologist, a psychologist, and a engineer were discussing...
A sociologist, a psychologist, and a engineer were discussing the consequences and implications of a married man's having a mistress. The sociologist's opinion was that it is absolutely and categorically unforgivable for a married man to forfeit the bond of matrimony,...

A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but...
A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there *for the rest of your life*. -- Jim Samuels


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