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Jan 29, 2014

A light wife doth make a heavy husband. -- Wm...
A light wife doth make a heavy husband. -- Wm. Shakespeare, "The Merchant of Venice"

A man was reading The Canterbury Tales one Saturday...
A man was reading The Canterbury Tales one Saturday morning, when his wife asked "What have you got there?" Replied he, "Just my cup and Chaucer."

... A solemn, unsmiling, sanctimonious old iceberg who looked...
... A solemn, unsmiling, sanctimonious old iceberg who looked like he was waiting for a vacancy in the Trinity. -- Mark Twain

A Tale of Two Cities LITE(tm) -- by Charles Dickens ...
A Tale of Two Cities LITE(tm) -- by Charles Dickens A lawyer who looks like a French Nobleman is executed in his place. The Metamorphosis LITE(tm) -- by Franz Kafka A man turns into a bug and his family gets annoyed. Lord of the Rings...

A Tale of Two Cities LITE(tm) -- by Charles Dickens ...
A Tale of Two Cities LITE(tm) -- by Charles Dickens A man in love with a girl who loves another man who looks just like him has his head chopped off in France because of a mean lady who knits. Crime and Punishment LITE(tm) --...


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