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Jan 5, 2014

The Israelis are the Doberman pinschers of the Middle East...
The Israelis are the Doberman pinschers of the Middle East. They treat the Arabs like postmen. -- Franklyn Ajaye

The Israelites were all waiting anxiously at the foot of...
The Israelites were all waiting anxiously at the foot of the mountain, knowing that Moses had had a tough day negotiating with God over the Commandments. Finally a tired Moses came into sight. "I've got some good news and some bad news, folks," he said...

"The jig's up, Elman." "Which jig?" ...
"The jig's up, Elman." "Which jig?" -- Jeff Elman

The Junior God now heads the roll In the list of heaven's...
The Junior God now heads the roll In the list of heaven's peers; He sits in the House of High Control, And he regulates the spheres. Yet does he wonder, do you suppose, If, even in gods divine, The best and wisest may not be those Who have wallowed awhile with the swine? ...

The justifications for drug testing are part of the presently...
The justifications for drug testing are part of the presently fashionable debate concerning restoring America's "competitiveness." Drugs, it has been revealed, are responsible for rampant absenteeism, reduced output, and poor quality work. But is drug testing...


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