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Oct 14, 2014

"How do you know she is a unicorn?" Molly demanded...
"How do you know she is a unicorn?" Molly demanded. "And why were you afraid to let her touch you? I saw you. You were afraid of her." "I doubt that I will feel like talking for very long," the cat replied without rancor. "I...

It is a well known fact that warriors and wizards do not...
It is a well known fact that warriors and wizards do not get along, because one side considers the other side to be a collection of bloodthirsty idiots who can't walk and think at the same time, while the other side is naturally suspicious of a body of men who mumble a...

It is well known that *things* from undesirable universes...
It is well known that *things* from undesirable universes are always seeking an entrance into this one, which is the psychic equivalent of handy for the buses and closer to the shops. -- Terry Pratchett, "The Light Fantastic"

It seems there's this magician working one of...
It seems there's this magician working one of the luxury cruise ships for a few years. He doesn't have to change his routines much as the audiences change over fairly often, and he's got a good life. The only problem is the ship's parrot, who perches in the hall...

Knowledge is power -- knowledge shared is power lost...
Knowledge is power -- knowledge shared is power lost. -- Aleister Crowley


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