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Oct 16, 2014

If any demonstrator ever lays down in front of my car, it'll...
If any demonstrator ever lays down in front of my car, it'll be the last car he ever lays down in front of. -- George Wallace

If any man wishes to be humbled and mortified, let him become...
If any man wishes to be humbled and mortified, let him become president of Harvard. -- Edward Holyoke

If anyone has seen my dog, please contact me at x2883 as soon...
If anyone has seen my dog, please contact me at x2883 as soon as possible. We're offering a substantial reward. He's a sable collie, with three legs, blind in his left eye, is missing part of his right ear and the tip of his tail. He's been recently fixed. Answers...

If anything can go wrong, it will.
If anything can go wrong, it will.

If at first you do succeed, try to hide your astonishment.
If at first you do succeed, try to hide your astonishment.


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