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Oct 6, 2014

THE THREE MOST COMMONLY-ASKED QUESTIONS AT DISNEYLAND: 1)...
THE THREE MOST COMMONLY-ASKED QUESTIONS AT DISNEYLAND: 1) Where's the bathroom? 2) What time does the parade start? 3) Do you sell anything without that damn mouse on it?

The three questions of greatest concern are -- 1. Is...
The three questions of greatest concern are -- 1. Is it attractive? 2. Is it amusing? 3. Does it know its place? -- Fran Lebowitz, "Metropolitan Life"

The three rules of international air travel: (1) Never...
The three rules of international air travel: (1) Never fly on Aeroflot if you can possibly avoid it (this used to be Braniff or Aeroflot). (2) Never bet a whole lot of money on two little pairs unless you know *exactly* what you're doing. (3) ...

The thrill is here, but it won't last long You'd better have...
The thrill is here, but it won't last long You'd better have your fun before it moves along...

The time for action is past! Now is the time for senseless...
The time for action is past! Now is the time for senseless bickering.


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