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Nov 22, 2014

Anything free is worth what you pay for it.
Anything free is worth what you pay for it.

Anything labeled "NEW" and/or "IMPROVED"...
Anything labeled "NEW" and/or "IMPROVED" isn't. The label means the price went up. The label "ALL NEW", "COMPLETELY NEW", or "GREAT NEW" means the price went way up.

"At least they're EXPERIENCED incompetents"
"At least they're EXPERIENCED incompetents"

At these prices, I lose money -- but I make it up in volume...
At these prices, I lose money -- but I make it up in volume. -- Peter G. Alaquon

At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional...
At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the number of pens that person is carrying.


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