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Nov 24, 2014

Microsoft broke Volkswagen's world record: Volkswagen only made...
Microsoft broke Volkswagen's world record: Volkswagen only made 22 million bugs!

Robert Tappen Morris, Jr., got six months in jail for crashing...
Robert Tappen Morris, Jr., got six months in jail for crashing 10% of the computers that Bill Gates made $100 million crashing last weekend.

It is not too late to turn back from the GATES of hell...
It is not too late to turn back from the GATES of hell. Use Linux.

The gates in my computer are AND, OR and NOT; they are...
The gates in my computer are AND, OR and NOT; they are not Bill.

It's always a bad time for bills - especially phone bills...
It's always a bad time for bills - especially phone bills and Bills Gates.


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