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Nov 3, 2014

In just seven days, I can make you a man! --...
In just seven days, I can make you a man! -- The Rocky Horror Picture Show

In my experience, if you have to keep the lavatory door shut...
In my experience, if you have to keep the lavatory door shut by extending your left leg, it's modern architecture. -- Nancy Banks Smith

In Oz, never say "krizzle kroo" to a Woozy.
In Oz, never say "krizzle kroo" to a Woozy.

In the force if Yoda's so strong, construct a sentence with...
In the force if Yoda's so strong, construct a sentence with words in the proper order then why can't he?

In the Old West a wagon train is crossing the plains. As night...
In the Old West a wagon train is crossing the plains. As night falls the wagon train forms a circle, and a campfire is lit in the middle. After everyone has gone to sleep two lone cavalry officers stand watch over the camp. After several hours of quiet, they hear...


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