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Dec 11, 2014

From 0 to "what seems to be the problem officer"...
From 0 to "what seems to be the problem officer" in 8.3 seconds. -- Ad for the new VW Corrado

George's friend Sam had a dog who could recite the Gettysburg...
George's friend Sam had a dog who could recite the Gettysburg Address. "Let me buy him from you," pleaded George after a demonstration. "Okay," agreed Sam. "All he knows is that Lincoln speech anyway." At his company's Fourth...

Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man...
Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll invite himself over for dinner. -- Calvin Keegan

Give me a fish and I will eat today. Teach me to fish and...
Give me a fish and I will eat today. Teach me to fish and I will eat forever.

Go directly to jail. Do not pass Go, do not collect $200.
Go directly to jail. Do not pass Go, do not collect $200.


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