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Dec 22, 2014

The ultimate Windows 98 keyboard: Ctrl, Alt + Del on one...
The ultimate Windows 98 keyboard: Ctrl, Alt + Del on one big key!

Win98 is called Win98 because 98 is the number of bugs...
Win98 is called Win98 because 98 is the number of bugs occurring right after inserting the CD.

Win98 is called Win98 because 98 bugs have been added since...
Win98 is called Win98 because 98 bugs have been added since the last version

Win98 is called Win98 because after the system crashed...
Win98 is called Win98 because after the system crashed 98 times, you have to reinstall.

Win98 is called Win98 because you need 98 MB RAM to install it.
Win98 is called Win98 because you need 98 MB RAM to install it.


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