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Dec 4, 2014

Of course power tools and alcohol don't mix. Everyone knows...
Of course power tools and alcohol don't mix. Everyone knows power tools aren't soluble in alcohol... -- Crazy Nigel

Old Grandad is dead but his spirits live on.
Old Grandad is dead but his spirits live on.

Once ... in the wilds of Afghanistan, I lost my corkscrew,...
Once ... in the wilds of Afghanistan, I lost my corkscrew, and we were forced to live on nothing but food and water for days. -- W. C. Fields, "My Little Chickadee"

One difference between a man and a machine is that a machine...
One difference between a man and a machine is that a machine is quiet when well oiled.

One dusty July afternoon, somewhere around the turn of...
One dusty July afternoon, somewhere around the turn of the century, Patrick Malone was in Mulcahey's Bar, bending an elbow with the other street car conductors from the Brooklyn Traction Company. While they were discussing the merits of a local ring hero, the bar goes...


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