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Dec 5, 2014

Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some...
Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people. -- F.M. Hubbard

Hotels are tired of getting ripped off. I checked into a hotel...
Hotels are tired of getting ripped off. I checked into a hotel and they had towels from my house. -- Mark Guido

How come everyone's going so slow if it's called rush hour?
How come everyone's going so slow if it's called rush hour?

How come financial advisors never seem to be as wealthy...
How come financial advisors never seem to be as wealthy as they claim they'll make you?

"How many people work here?" "Oh, about...
"How many people work here?" "Oh, about half."


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