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Dec 9, 2014

For a young man, not yet: for an old man, never at all...
For a young man, not yet: for an old man, never at all. -- Diogenes, asked when a man should marry When should a man marry? A young man, not yet; an elder man, not at all. -- Sir Francis Bacon, "Of Marriage and Single Life"

For I swore I would stay a year away from her; out...
For I swore I would stay a year away from her; out and alas! but with break of day I went to make supplication. -- Paulus Silentarius, c. 540 A.D.

For thirty years a certain man went to spend every evening with...
For thirty years a certain man went to spend every evening with Mme. ___. When his wife died his friends believed he would marry her, and urged him to do so. "No, no," he said: "if I did, where should I have to spend my evenings?" --...

Fortunate is he for whom the belle toils.
Fortunate is he for whom the belle toils.

FORTUNE DISCUSSES THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN: ...
FORTUNE DISCUSSES THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN: #14 Low Blows: Let's say a man and woman are watching a boxing match on TV. One of the boxers is felled by a low blow. The woman says "Oh, gee. That must hurt." The man doubles over...


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