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Mar 17, 2014

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared...
I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. -- W. Churchill

I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because...
I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top. -- Professor Lowd, English, Ohio University

I am the mother of all things, and all things should wear...
I am the mother of all things, and all things should wear a sweater.

I am the wandering glitch -- catch me if you can.
I am the wandering glitch -- catch me if you can.

I am two fools, I know, for loving, and for saying so...
I am two fools, I know, for loving, and for saying so. -- John Donne


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