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Mar 6, 2014

Worrying is like rocking in a rocking chair-- It gives...
Worrying is like rocking in a rocking chair-- It gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.

Worst Month of 1981 for Downhill Skiing: August...
Worst Month of 1981 for Downhill Skiing: August. The lift lines are the shortest, though. -- Steve Rubenstein

Worst Month of the Year: February. February has only...
Worst Month of the Year: February. February has only 28 days in it, which means that if you rent an apartment, you are paying for three full days you don't get. Try to avoid Februarys whenever possible. -- Steve Rubenstein

Worst Vegetable of the Year: Brussel sprout. This...
Worst Vegetable of the Year: Brussel sprout. This is also the worst vegetable of next year. -- Steve Rubenstein

Worth seeing? Yes, but not worth going to see.
Worth seeing? Yes, but not worth going to see.


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