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Jun 1, 2014

It is impossible to experience one's death objectively...
It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune. -- Woody Allen

It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order...
It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy. -- Groucho Marx

It looked like something resembling white marble, which...
It looked like something resembling white marble, which was probably what it was: something resembling white marble. -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy"

It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it...
It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it. -- Steven Wright

It's hard to get ivory in Africa, but in Alabama...
It's hard to get ivory in Africa, but in Alabama the Tuscaloosa. -- Groucho Marx


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