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Jun 16, 2014

To err is human, but to really foul things up requires...
To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.

When putting it into memory, remember where you put it.
When putting it into memory, remember where you put it.

Never test for an error condition you don't know how to handle.
Never test for an error condition you don't know how to handle.

Everybody lies; but it doesn't matter, since nobody listens.
Everybody lies; but it doesn't matter, since nobody listens.

People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch...
People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either one being made.


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