Daily Fortunes Jun 6, 2014 - motd.ambians.com Motd - Message of the Day
Humor, Quotes, Proverbs, Aphorisms... Ji Funda Jo Hai  
Daily Fortunes Feed Subscribe - Daily Fortunes - motd.ambians.com
Daily fortunes for your site
Jun 23, 2018
Motd Home     Daily Fortunes     Best of Fortunes     Worst of Fortunes

Daily Fortunes

Jun 6, 2014

"I may kid around about drugs, but really, I take them...
"I may kid around about drugs, but really, I take them seriously." - Doctor Graper

Operating-system software is the program that orchestrates...
Operating-system software is the program that orchestrates all the basic functions of a computer. - The Wall Street Journal, Tuesday, September 15, 1987, page 40

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States...
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the republic for which it stands, one nation, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all. - Francis Bellamy, 1892

People think my friend George is weird because he wears...
People think my friend George is weird because he wears sideburns...behind his ears. I think he's weird because he wears false teeth...with braces on them. -- Steven Wright

My brother sent me a postcard the other day with this...
My brother sent me a postcard the other day with this big sattelite photo of the entire earth on it. On the back it said: "Wish you were here". -- Steven Wright


Daily Fortunes for Jun 6, 2014
JanFebMarAprMayJunJulAugSepOctNovDec
123456789101112131415161718192021222324252627282930
2018201720162015201420142014201320122011
201020092008200720062005    
Search [help]

About  |  Contact Us  |  Terms of Use  |  Privacy & Disclosure
FreeBsd Quotes  |  Linux Quotes