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Jun 9, 2014

Beauty, n.: The power by which a woman charms a lover...
Beauty, n.: The power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband. -- Ambrose Bierce

Beauty: What's in your eye when you have a bee in your...
Beauty: What's in your eye when you have a bee in your hand.

Begathon, n.: A multi-day event on public television,...
Begathon, n.: A multi-day event on public television, used to raise money so you won't have to watch commercials.

Beifeld's Principle: The probability of a young...
Beifeld's Principle: The probability of a young man meeting a desirable and receptive young female increases by pyramidical progression when he is already in the company of (1) a date, (2) his wife, (3) a better-looking and richer male...

belief, n: Something you do not believe.
belief, n: Something you do not believe.


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