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Jul 15, 2014

**** GROWTH CENTER REPAIR SERVICE For those who have had...
**** GROWTH CENTER REPAIR SERVICE For those who have had too much of Esalen, Topanga, and Kairos. Tired of being genuine all the time? Would you like to learn how to be a little phony again? Have you disclosed so much that you're beginning to avoid people? Have...

I. Any body suspended in space will remain in space until...
I. Any body suspended in space will remain in space until made aware of its situation. Daffy Duck steps off a cliff, expecting further pastureland. He loiters in midair, soliloquizing flippantly, until he chances to look down. At this point,...

1. I'm Not Rudolph; That's Not My Nose 2. The Nutcracker...
1. I'm Not Rudolph; That's Not My Nose 2. The Nutcracker Swede 3. Santa Goes Round-The-World 4. Not-So-Tiny Tim 5. Ninja Reindeer Killfest '88 6. Yes, Yes, Oh God Yes, Virginia 7. Crisco Kringle 8. Babes in Boyland 9. Santa's Magic Lap 10. Hot Buttered...

... A solemn, unsmiling, sanctimonious old iceberg who looked...
... A solemn, unsmiling, sanctimonious old iceberg who looked like he was waiting for a vacancy in the Trinity. -- Mark Twain

... a thing called Ethics, whose nature was confusing but...
... a thing called Ethics, whose nature was confusing but if you had it you were a High-Class Realtor and if you hadn't you were a shyster, a piker and a fly-by-night. These virtues awakened Confidence and enabled you to handle Bigger Propositions. But they didn't imply...


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