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Jul 18, 2014

toilet toup'ee, n.: Any shag carpet that causes...
toilet toup'ee, n.: Any shag carpet that causes the lid to become top-heavy, thus creating endless annoyance to male users. -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"

Toni's Solution to a Guilt-Free Life: If you have...
Toni's Solution to a Guilt-Free Life: If you have to lie to someone, it's their fault.

transfer, n.: A promotion you receive on the condition...
transfer, n.: A promotion you receive on the condition that you leave town.

transparent, adj.: Being or pertaining to an existing,...
transparent, adj.: Being or pertaining to an existing, nontangible object. "It's there, but you can't see it" -- IBM System/360 announcement, 1964. virtual, adj.: Being or pertaining to a tangible, nonexistent object...

travel, n.: Something that makes you feel like you're...
travel, n.: Something that makes you feel like you're getting somewhere.


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