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Jul 23, 2014

This wasn't just plain terrible, this was fancy terrible. This...
This wasn't just plain terrible, this was fancy terrible. This was terrible with raisins in it. -- Dorothy Parker

This week only, all our fiber-fill jackets are marked down!
This week only, all our fiber-fill jackets are marked down!

This will be a memorable month -- no matter how hard you try...
This will be a memorable month -- no matter how hard you try to forget it.

This yuppie, see, was in a car wreck. His BMW was mangled,...
This yuppie, see, was in a car wreck. His BMW was mangled, and so was he. The paramedic was leaning over him getting his vitals, and all the yup could groan was "My BMW! My BMW!" The paramedic tried to quiet the man, pointing out that his car wasn't...

Those lovable Brits department: They also have trouble...
Those lovable Brits department: They also have trouble pronouncing `vitamin'.


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