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Jul 30, 2014

I would like to electrocute everyone who uses the word 'fair'...
I would like to electrocute everyone who uses the word 'fair' in connection with income tax policies. -- William F. Buckley

I would much rather have men ask why I have no statue, than...
I would much rather have men ask why I have no statue, than why I have one. -- Marcus Procius Cato

I would rather be a serf in a poor man's house and be above...
I would rather be a serf in a poor man's house and be above ground than reign among the dead. -- Achilles, "The Odessey", XI, 489-91

I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether...
I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. -- Joseph Heller

"I'll carry your books, I'll carry a tune, I'll carry on,...
"I'll carry your books, I'll carry a tune, I'll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash & carry, Carry Me Back To Old Virginia, I'll even Hara Kari if you show me how, but I will *not* carry a gun." -- Hawkeye, M*A*S*H


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