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Jul 7, 2014

Up against the net, redneck mother, Mother who has raised your...
Up against the net, redneck mother, Mother who has raised your son so well; He's seventeen and hackin' on a Macintosh, Flaming spelling errors and raisin' hell...

Uppers are no longer stylish, methedrine is almost as rare...
Uppers are no longer stylish, methedrine is almost as rare as pure acid or DMT. "Consciousness Expansion" went out with LBJ and it is worth noting, historically, that downers came in with Nixon. -- Dr. Hunter S. Thompson

Usage: fortune -P [-f] -a [xsz] Q: file [rKe9] -v6[+] file1...
Usage: fortune -P [-f] -a [xsz] Q: file [rKe9] -v6[+] file1 ...

Use a pun, go to jail.
Use a pun, go to jail.

Use an accordion. Go to jail. -- KFOG,...
Use an accordion. Go to jail. -- KFOG, San Francisco


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