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Jul 9, 2014

Good day for overcoming obstacles. Try a steeplechase.
Good day for overcoming obstacles. Try a steeplechase.

Good day to avoid cops. Crawl to school.
Good day to avoid cops. Crawl to school.

Good day to avoid cops. Crawl to work.
Good day to avoid cops. Crawl to work.

Good day to deal with people in high places; particularly...
Good day to deal with people in high places; particularly lonely stewardesses.

Good day to let down old friends who need help.
Good day to let down old friends who need help.


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