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Sep 11, 2014

Practical people would be more practical if they would take...
Practical people would be more practical if they would take a little more time for dreaming. -- J. P. McEvoy

Predestination was doomed from the start.
Predestination was doomed from the start.

President Reagan has noted that there are too many economic...
President Reagan has noted that there are too many economic pundits and forecasters and has decided on an excess prophets tax.

President Thieu says he'll quit if he doesn't get more than 50%...
President Thieu says he'll quit if he doesn't get more than 50% of the vote. In a democracy, that's not called quitting. -- The Washington Post

Pretend to spank me -- I'm a pseudo-masochist!
Pretend to spank me -- I'm a pseudo-masochist!


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