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Sep 16, 2014

Good night, Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are.
Good night, Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are.

Governor Tarkin. I should have expected to find you holding...
Governor Tarkin. I should have expected to find you holding Vader's leash. I thought I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board. -- Princess Leia Organa

GREAT MOMENTS IN AMERICAN HISTORY (#17): On November 13, Felix...
GREAT MOMENTS IN AMERICAN HISTORY (#17): On November 13, Felix Unger was asked to remove himself from his place of residence.

Grig (the navigator): ... so you see, it's just the...
Grig (the navigator): ... so you see, it's just the two of us against the entire space armada. Alex (the gunner): What?!? Grig: I've always wanted to fight a desperate battle against overwhelming odds. Alex: It'll be a slaughter! Grig: ...

H. L. Mencken suffers from the hallucination that he is H. L...
H. L. Mencken suffers from the hallucination that he is H. L. Mencken -- there is no cure for a disease of that magnitude. -- Maxwell Bodenheim


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