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Sep 25, 2014

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence...
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. -- Mark Twain

Clovis' Consideration of an Atmospheric Anomaly:...
Clovis' Consideration of an Atmospheric Anomaly: The perversity of nature is nowhere better demonstrated than by the fact that, when exposed to the same atmosphere, bread becomes hard while crackers become soft.

Coach: Can I draw you a beer, Norm? Norm: No, I know what they...
Coach: Can I draw you a beer, Norm? Norm: No, I know what they look like. Just pour me one. -- Cheers, No Help Wanted Coach: How about a beer, Norm? Norm: Hey I'm high on life, Coach. Of course, beer is my life. -- Cheers, No Help...

Coach: How's it going, Norm? Norm: Daddy's rich and Momma's...
Coach: How's it going, Norm? Norm: Daddy's rich and Momma's good lookin'. -- Cheers, Truce or Consequences Sam: What's up, Norm? Norm: My nipples. It's freezing out there. -- Cheers, Coach Returns to Action Coach: What's the story,...

Coach: What would you say to a beer, Normie? Norm: Daddy wuvs...
Coach: What would you say to a beer, Normie? Norm: Daddy wuvs you. -- Cheers, The Mail Goes to Jail Sam: What'd you like, Normie? Norm: A reason to live. Gimme another beer. -- Cheers, Behind Every Great Man Sam: What will you have,...


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