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Sep 26, 2014

Fortune's Real-Life Courtroom Quote \#32: Q: Do you know...
Fortune's Real-Life Courtroom Quote \#32: Q: Do you know how far pregnant you are right now? A: I will be three months November 8th. Q: Apparently then, the date of conception was August 8th? A: Yes. Q: What were you and your husband doing at that time?

Fortune's Real-Life Courtroom Quote \#37: Q: Did he pick...
Fortune's Real-Life Courtroom Quote \#37: Q: Did he pick the dog up by the ears? A: No. Q: What was he doing with the dog's ears? A: Picking them up in the air. Q: Where was the dog at this time? A: Attached to the ears.

Fortune's Real-Life Courtroom Quote \#3: Q: When he went,...
Fortune's Real-Life Courtroom Quote \#3: Q: When he went, had you gone and had she, if she wanted to and were able, for the time being excluding all the restraints on her not to go, gone also, would he have brought you, meaning you and she, with him to...

Fortune's Real-Life Courtroom Quote \#41: Q: Now, Mrs...
Fortune's Real-Life Courtroom Quote \#41: Q: Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated? A: By death. Q: And by whose death was it terminated?

Fortune's Real-Life Courtroom Quote \#52: Q: What is your...
Fortune's Real-Life Courtroom Quote \#52: Q: What is your name? A: Ernestine McDowell. Q: And what is your marital status? A: Fair.


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