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Sep 28, 2014

Excellent day for drinking heavily. Spike the office water...
Excellent day for drinking heavily. Spike the office water cooler.

Excellent day to have a rotten day.
Excellent day to have a rotten day.

Excellent time to become a missing person.
Excellent time to become a missing person.

Exceptions prove the rule, and wreck the budget...
Exceptions prove the rule, and wreck the budget. -- Miller

Excerpt from a conversation between a customer support person...
Excerpt from a conversation between a customer support person and a customer working for a well-known military-affiliated research lab: Support: "You're not our only customer, you know." Customer: "But we're one of the few with tactical nuclear...


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