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Jan 10, 2015

Four hours to bury the cat? Yes, damn thing wouldn't keep...
Four hours to bury the cat? Yes, damn thing wouldn't keep still, kept mucking about, 'owling...

Fourteen years in the professor dodge has taught me that...
Fourteen years in the professor dodge has taught me that one can argue ingeniously on behalf of any theory, applied to any piece of literature. This is rarely harmful, because normally no-one reads such essays. -- Robert Parker, quoted in "Murder...

Fourth Law of Applied Terror: The night before...
Fourth Law of Applied Terror: The night before the English History mid-term, your Biology instructor will assign 200 pages on planaria. Corollary: Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do except study for that instructor's...

Fourth Law of Revision: It is usually impractical...
Fourth Law of Revision: It is usually impractical to worry beforehand about interferences -- if you have none, someone will make one for you.

Frankly, Scarlett, I don't have a fix. -- Rhett...
Frankly, Scarlett, I don't have a fix. -- Rhett Buggler

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