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Jan 19, 2015

You don't sew with a fork, so I see no reason to eat with...
You don't sew with a fork, so I see no reason to eat with knitting needles. -- Miss Piggy, on eating Chinese Food

You enjoy the company of other people.
You enjoy the company of other people.

You feel a whole lot more like you do now than you did when...
You feel a whole lot more like you do now than you did when you used to.

You fill a much-needed gap.
You fill a much-needed gap.

You first parent of the human race... who ruined yourself...
You first parent of the human race... who ruined yourself for an apple, what might you have done for a truffled turkey? -- Brillat-savarin, "Physiologie du Gout"

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