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Nov 18, 2015

Our houseplants have a good sense of humous.
Our houseplants have a good sense of humous.

Our problems are so serious that the best way to talk about...
Our problems are so serious that the best way to talk about them is lightheartedly.

Over the years, I've developed my sense of deja vu so acutely...
Over the years, I've developed my sense of deja vu so acutely that now I can remember things that *have* happened before ...

Paranoid Club meeting this Friday. Now ... just try to find...
Paranoid Club meeting this Friday. Now ... just try to find out where!

Pardon me while I laugh.
Pardon me while I laugh.


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