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Apr 20, 2015

Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing...
Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read. -- Frank Zappa

My father was a God-fearing man, but he never missed a copy...
My father was a God-fearing man, but he never missed a copy of the New York Times, either. -- E.B. White

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with...
Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. -- Sam Brown, "The Washington Post", January 26, 1977

*** NEWSFLASH *** Russian tanks...
*** NEWSFLASH *** Russian tanks steamrolling through New Jersey!!!! Details at eleven!

"No self-respecting fish would want to be wrapped in that...
"No self-respecting fish would want to be wrapped in that kind of paper." -- Mike Royko on the Chicago Sun-Times after it was taken over by Rupert Murdoch

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