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May 5, 2015

A New York City judge ruled that if two women behind...
A New York City judge ruled that if two women behind you at the movies insist on discussing the probable outcome of the film, you have the right to turn around and blow a Bronx cheer at them.

A New York City ordinance prohibits the shooting of rabbits...
A New York City ordinance prohibits the shooting of rabbits from the rear of a Third Avenue street car -- if the car is in motion.

A Riverside, California, health ordinance states that...
A Riverside, California, health ordinance states that two persons may not kiss each other without first wiping their lips with carbolized rosewater.

A small town that cannot support one lawyer can always support...
A small town that cannot support one lawyer can always support two.

According to Arkansas law, Section 4761, Pope's Digest: ...
According to Arkansas law, Section 4761, Pope's Digest: "No person shall be permitted under any pretext whatever, to come nearer than fifty feet of any door or window of any polling room, from the opening of the polls until the completion of the count and...

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