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Jun 15, 2015

The two oldest professions in the world have been ruined...
The two oldest professions in the world have been ruined by amateurs. -- G.B. Shaw

The two party system ... is a triumph of the dialectic...
The two party system ... is a triumph of the dialectic. It showed that two could be one and one could be two and had probably been fabricated by Hegel for the American market on a subcontract from General Dynamics. -- I.F. Stone

The two things that can get you into trouble quicker than...
The two things that can get you into trouble quicker than anything else are fast women and slow horses.

The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is...
The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation. -- Oscar Wilde

The, uh, snowy mountains are like really cold, eh? And the, um,...
The, uh, snowy mountains are like really cold, eh? And the, um, plains stretch out like my moms girdle, eh? There's lotsa beers and doughnuts for everyone, eh? So the last one to be peaceful and everything is a big idiot, Eh? So shut yer face up and dry yer mucklucks by...


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