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Jun 18, 2015

The light at the end of the tunnel really is a train.
The light at the end of the tunnel really is a train.

A budget is saving quarters in a mason jar for Christmas...
A budget is saving quarters in a mason jar for Christmas and spending them by Easter.

A budget is spending $15.00 on gas to drive to a shopping mall...
A budget is spending $15.00 on gas to drive to a shopping mall to save $4.30 on a 20 pound turkey.

A budget is wondering why you should balance yours if...
A budget is wondering why you should balance yours if the government can not balance theirs.

A budget is trying to figure out how the family next door...
A budget is trying to figure out how the family next door is doing it.


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