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Jun 21, 2015

I used to be disgusted, now I find I'm just amused...
I used to be disgusted, now I find I'm just amused. -- Elvis Costello

I was working on a case. It had to be a case, because...
I was working on a case. It had to be a case, because I couldn't afford a desk. Then I saw her. This tall blond lady. She must have been tall because I was on the third floor. She rolled her deep blue eyes towards me. I picked them up and rolled them back. We kissed...

I watch television because you don't know what it will do...
I watch television because you don't know what it will do if you leave it in the room alone.

I went into the business for the money, and the art grew out...
I went into the business for the money, and the art grew out of it. If people are disillusioned by that remark, I can't help it. It's the truth. -- Charlie Chaplin

I went to a Grateful Dead Concert and they played for SEVEN...
I went to a Grateful Dead Concert and they played for SEVEN hours. Great song. -- Fred Reuss


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