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Jun 23, 2015

A lady is one who never shows her underwear unintentionally...
A lady is one who never shows her underwear unintentionally. -- Lillian Day

A man always needs to remember one thing about a beautiful...
A man always needs to remember one thing about a beautiful woman. Somewhere, somebody's tired of her.

A man always remembers his first love with special tenderness,...
A man always remembers his first love with special tenderness, but after that begins to bunch them. -- Mencken

A man arrived home early to find his wife in the arms of...
A man arrived home early to find his wife in the arms of his best friend, who swore how much they were in love. To quiet the enraged husband, the lover suggested, "Friends shouldn't fight, let's play gin rummy. If I win, you get a divorce so I can marry her. If...

A man can have two, maybe three love affairs while he's...
A man can have two, maybe three love affairs while he's married. After that it's cheating. -- Yves Montand


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